Mythology.. the world can end now.

Mythology is the class that kids join when they don't want to actually join a real class..
Fortunate enough for me.. You apparently learn all the secrets to life in this class..
Such as...
-Myths connects us to other cultures
(Oh.. that's what connects us)
-Myths present guidelines to living
(Good thing I know now cause I always thought the Gov't and our religious leaders did that)
-Myths justify a cultures activities
(So when you tell something in a fake story it makes it okay to do in the real world?)
-Myths give meaning to life
(Okay...now I know what the meaning of my life is. I never knew)
-Myths explain the unexplainable
(Well I guess i can die after I take this class cause I'll know everything about everything)
-Myths offer role models
(Thank goodness cause we don't want to model ourselves after anyone real..)

See I've only been in mythology for one day and I already know that my whole life has been a complete and total lie... Myths are the reason for living.. why wouldn't they be? Why wouldn't we want to learn a whole lot of stories that the Greek's made up late at night so their kids would go to sleep? I mean.. COME ON people.. fictional characters that were made up by old ppl are defiantly THEE ONLY way to learn about the importance of our lives.
Why did I even take history..
No need to learn about all those ppl that really did influential things..
I LOVE MYTHOLOGY!